yeah we’re totally ready to be parents.
March 26th, 2007 @ 3:20 pm | Comments
Filed Under: life, marriage
Email conversation of the day:
Jen: hey the eye doctor called, your glasses are in.
Dan: Now I can be a real nerdddddddddd……
Jen: you don’t need the glasses for that
Dan: Be nice. You are always so mean to me…
Jen: riiiiiiiight.
Dan: If you are looking for something to do you can go get those for me beotch…
Jen: um yeah I’m busy today, turd burglar. trying to finish work before I birth your child!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Fit it in or face the consequences…
Jen: lick my butt (Editor’s note: Boy, I’m classy.)
Dan: No thanks. Fatso… What is for dinner tonight and will there be any left over when I get home?
Jen: yeah I kind of forgot about dinner until about 20 minutes ago… I didn’t thaw anything out to make what I had on my list for this week… so I’ll have to wait till tomorrow or Wednesday. Maybe you can bring me something yummy home? I’ve seriously been working since I got up at 8… I think this is my version of nesting!!!! I need to go shower now!
Dan: You did not shower you disgusting pig. What do you want?
Jen: I was busy! and you showered after I did yesterday so I don’t want to hear it from you! I don’t know what I want… what are you in the mood for? What did you eat for lunch?
Dan: I had a roast beef sandwich.
Jen: hey me too!
I looked in our ‘Menu’ folder and here are some ideas:
I could order something for you to pick up from any of these places:
Olive Garden
Domenicos
Applebees
PrimantisOr you could bring home:
Moe’s
ChickfilA
Jersey Mike’sOr we could order a pizza or something…
It’s up to you… I’m the moo and I’ll eat anything…
Dan: How about chick Fil-a?
Jen: okay… get me an 8 piece nugget (with bbq and sweet and sour sauce please!) and a side salad with raspberry vinagrette…. and a CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: No chocolate milkshake fatso. You are going to burst.
Jen: PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!??!?!!?!? I should totally be allowed.
Dan: You are already too fat. How much ice cream do you have big moo??
Jen: oh a milkshake is not a big deal you turd. you better come home with one or I won’t let you in the house….
Dan: Are you going to sit behind the doors? All of them at once?
Jen: just bring home the milkshake, beeeotch.
Dan: moo.
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March 26th, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
Chick-fil-A milkshakes have 700-800 calories. Just sayin’. ;-)
March 26th, 2007 @ 4:35 pm
You two totally rock. Anywho…You totally deserve that milkshake…You’re about to burst! :)
March 26th, 2007 @ 5:37 pm
Yeah… you need to IM during the day. Easier.
ps. I have never even see a Chick fil a, much less eaten there.
March 26th, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
You should post more conversations, they make me laugh so hard.
He better bring you home a milkshake. He called you Fatso.
March 26th, 2007 @ 5:50 pm
Oh yeah, you two are totally meant to be together, hehe, so cute :-)
March 26th, 2007 @ 7:09 pm
That was really hilarious! I was like this :D the entire time I was reading it.
March 26th, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
Maura: yeah but I have 2 weeks or so left of non-calorie counting, so I’m living it up! :) And just so you know… it was 800 calories of delicious-ness!!!!!!!
Laura: Unfortunately his work blocks IM for security reasons… so we’re stuck with email. We pretty much go back and forth immediately though. He’s at his computer all day and usually I am too (if I’m working) so it’s *almost* like IM, hehe. and… GASP! No ChickfilA?!?!? So good. I highly recommend the Chicken Caesar wrap and their salads- very yummy.
Corrie: He did :) He knows better than to show up without it! Unfortunately, I drank/ate the whole thing and now I feel like crap, soooo full… but it was FREAKING GOOD.
March 26th, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
OMG I love chik-fil-a but there isn’t one anywhere close to here!!! (I have to go to Baltimore to get my fix)
March 26th, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
If you breastfeed, you’re told to allow 500 more calories a day…just sayin’! I don’t know if you’re into that, but that’s my excuse…
March 26th, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
Ah, young love.
March 27th, 2007 @ 11:20 am
heehee…
Hey, the BABY needs lots of calcium, right? ;)
March 28th, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
Okay, where are you? Are you at the hospital?!
March 28th, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
He he…we’re already on full alert! Why hasn’t jen posted in two days?! :)
March 29th, 2007 @ 6:23 am
Oooohh… according to my time here, which is 3/29/07 11:22 AM BST it is almost three days since the last post! So, what is it? 6:22AM in Pitsburgh?
There could be a new arrival, guys! What do you think?
March 29th, 2007 @ 7:26 am
All I’m saying is, she said she would post on Tuesday after her dr. appt….she didn’t. Then yesterday (Wed) I emailed her to see how it went ( I know her in “real” life so I thought she’d respond and hasn’t!) and still no new post….hhhhmmmmm!!!!
I think she may be in the hospital. I have her phone number, I’m tempted to call her!!
I sound like a scary stalker! :/ But I’m just so excited!!
March 29th, 2007 @ 9:44 am
Now I know how you guys felt while I was still waiting for Oliver and didn’t post for a while… heh!
Pris–you’re right, that doesn’t sound like her not to email you back.
I hope there weren’t any problems at the dr’s appt that she had to be induced. Best case scenario is that she went into labor, and she and Dan are happy new parents of a beautiful, healthy baby girl. :)
I don’t know about you guys, but if this is it, I can’t wait to see photos and find out her NAME!! :)
March 29th, 2007 @ 10:41 am
Ok calm down! This is Jen’s younger sister. :) Everything is fine! Jen went into labor a few hours after her appointment on Tuesday. They had a beautiful baby girl yesterday afternoon. I just talked to her and read all of your comments to her, so she suggested I post something to say that everything is great. I won’t give away the name, I’ll let Jen give all the details. She comes home tomorrow so I’m sure she’ll post some pics this weekend. I’m so proud to be an aunt!
March 29th, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Aw…congrats Michelle!!! I’m so happy for you guys…all of you. Tell everyone I said congrats!! :) I can’t wait to hear all the details!
March 29th, 2007 @ 11:11 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
March 29th, 2007 @ 11:19 am
YAY! So, so, so happy for you Jen! (and Dan, too!!)
Can’t wait to see pics of her!
March 29th, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Congratulations! We were all wondering! Can’t wait to see pictures and learn the name!
March 29th, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Congratulations! I hope that it all went well, can’t wait to see some pics and hear her name! Welcome Baby Turd!! :-)
March 29th, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Thanks to Michelle for the great news!
Congratulations Jen and Dan!!!!!!!! :)
March 29th, 2007 @ 5:55 pm
oh yeah! i can’t wait to find out all about the baby girl! :)
March 29th, 2007 @ 7:21 pm
Wow! Yay Jen and Dan! I am so happy for you guys! Congrats!
I think it is so unfair that Michelle is holding out on the name! It’s killing me!
March 29th, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
Aww, that’s so extremely awesome!!! thanks, Michelle for leaving the message for the rest of us! =D
March 30th, 2007 @ 1:36 am
Wow, congratulations, Jen and Dan, and the rest of the family!!!
March 30th, 2007 @ 5:21 am
wow! This is fantastic, congratulations Jen and Dan! You go, guys :-) Can’t wait to hear all the details
March 30th, 2007 @ 8:58 am
Congratulations and best wishes to Jen and Dan and baby girl!
March 30th, 2007 @ 11:12 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’ve been silently lurking for awhile; waiting to hear the good news. So much love and warm wishes to your newly expanded family. :-D
March 30th, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
Ah!! Awesome! :) Congratulations to the new family!
March 30th, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
Congratulations!
March 30th, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
Oh! Jen! As a long time reader [lurker too] I have got to say how happy I am for you! Welcome to the world little one! I bet you and Dan are so happy! *hugs*
March 30th, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
PS: There is hope for us women who are scared to go beyond their due dates with their first child! :)
I can’t even say congrats enough!